What’s your cheesiest pick up line?

Can I have your Instagram? My parents always said I should 'follow' my dreams.

Me: What do you say we get some pizza and then go back to my place for some cheap, meaningless sex?

Her: No! (or something to that effect)

Me: What's the matter? You don't like pizza?

I don’t use lines anymore... I just do what the birds do... 🙄

"Hi" ...I have a very low tolerance 🙄

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause I got an erection..
No wait.. that’s not how it goes 🤔

*Stands at Fast food counter*

Cashier: " what can I get yeah?

Me: " Your number and a number one"

Cahier: * writes down number *

It was good being 18

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

Wow you must be a dairy byproduct, because you like gouda to me. 🤣 only thing I could work cheese into

This ones kinda the opposite of a pickup line but

Hey, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan

Got any Irish in you?

Want some??

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again? 😏

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

None of mine ever work. Lol

Are you a traffic ticket? Because I want to f*** you 🙃

What you do apart from making men drop their jaw?

Hi, ummm, hi😊

Lol

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