Guys, when you take a dump...

I don’t know if this is kind or cruel, but while I have never heard of an alien attack, and such attacks are [b]rare[/b], earthly creatures have been known to attack from ... er....below.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/slate.com/culture/2015/09/snake-bites-mans-penis-from-toilet-bowl-a-brief-history-of-when-rats-snakes-and-other-animals-attack-from-below.amp


(This is such a classic bureaucratic publication.)

[b]Keep the lid down[/b] AND squirt dish soap in the toilet.

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You mean, a tapeworm?

lol ewww

LMAO

Spiders in the faucet late at night when you need water