What’s a good joke you’ heard lately?

Pinched from another site.

So. A family from Kentucky are in New York on vacation.
Just for the sense of adventure, the Father took his Son to see the skyscrapers in the city.
They were amazed and delighted by everything they saw !

Walking into the lobby of one such building, Pa couldn't help but be impressed by a large pair of doors at one end of the lobby.
He watched as an old lady in her wheelchair rolled into this box. Saw the doors close. Watched a slow display of lights and then a minute or two later, the doors opened and a stunning blond walked out into the lobby !

"What's that Pa ?" asked the amazed boy.
Pa lifted his hat and scratched his head before saying "Son. I've no idea !.......Go git yer Ma !"

raysam363 · 31-35, F

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
-The bank
- The bank who?
-The bank that wants its money
-Bold of you to assume I have money

kutee · T

dont you hate when charities come knocking on your door asking for donations? i had a woman from the sperm bank the other day knock on my door,well ill tell you i sent her off with a right mouthful