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Some bad excuses for being late to your wedding.

Poll - Total Votes: 13
slept with yer best friend
choked on a gummy bear
watching cartoons
sending email to my ex
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LaFemmeAmelie · 31-35, F
Having sex with one of the groomsmen.
SW-User
I forgot the date...oops!
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
Well um...so it went like this.

So...firstly I slept in, then I watched tv for too long, put my make up on and ran out to catch a bus to the train station, the bus was late so I was waiting in the rain, then the bus came, I jumped on then realised I forgot to get dressed, so I had to walk back home in the rain (And naked) then get dressed get another bus, get on the train, the train was late, so when I got to the other station I had to sprint to the house and sneak to the fitting room, I tried on the dress but it was too tight, so I had to wait for them to sort that out (They didn't give me any spare clothes) when I finally got to the wedding I was busy having sex with the bridesmaids and forgot...

So uh...yeah.

Sorry about all that 😅
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One final last shag
I couldn't be bothered looking at you and your ugly family.
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Fishy · F
"sorry, but I needed to go back and pay the stripper from bucks night"
Are you jealous Envelope? you dont know me do you?
envelop2 · 31-35, M
Lol a bit yes. I want love too! LOL

But honestly speaking, been there done that, what most people have is inside their head. You're old enough to know Im speaking rightly
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More worthless opinions Colleen
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Gossamerwings · 70-79, F
Just been sleeping with your sister one last time .
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
For old times sake.
The baby arrived early!
envelop2 · 31-35, M
You are not in love with Ken10Ten. You are in love with the thought of him inside your head. If you truly spend sometime with a person in both good and bad times, then u know that person.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Browsing Tinder and just lost track of time.
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car won't start
Yes Ken, worthless...

 
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