Some bad excuses for being late to your wedding.
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slept with yer best friend
choked on a gummy bear
watching cartoons
sending email to my ex
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Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
Well um...so it went like this.
So...firstly I slept in, then I watched tv for too long, put my make up on and ran out to catch a bus to the train station, the bus was late so I was waiting in the rain, then the bus came, I jumped on then realised I forgot to get dressed, so I had to walk back home in the rain (And naked) then get dressed get another bus, get on the train, the train was late, so when I got to the other station I had to sprint to the house and sneak to the fitting room, I tried on the dress but it was too tight, so I had to wait for them to sort that out (They didn't give me any spare clothes) when I finally got to the wedding I was busy having sex with the bridesmaids and forgot...
So uh...yeah.
Sorry about all that 😅
So...firstly I slept in, then I watched tv for too long, put my make up on and ran out to catch a bus to the train station, the bus was late so I was waiting in the rain, then the bus came, I jumped on then realised I forgot to get dressed, so I had to walk back home in the rain (And naked) then get dressed get another bus, get on the train, the train was late, so when I got to the other station I had to sprint to the house and sneak to the fitting room, I tried on the dress but it was too tight, so I had to wait for them to sort that out (They didn't give me any spare clothes) when I finally got to the wedding I was busy having sex with the bridesmaids and forgot...
So uh...yeah.
Sorry about all that 😅