Most embarrassing moment ever?
Many decades ago, I lived in a small midwestern town with only one major supermarket. I had a friend there "Carol" she was a bit plump and we were always teasing each other and playing practical jokes on each other.
One day I saw her in the distance bending over, looking over pastries in the bakery dept. I snuck up behind her, saying in a loud voice. "You don't really need those ya know" and gave her a resounding slap on the ass.
She flipped around, and to my horror, it WASN'T Carol but a complete stranger...I turned crimson and stuttered some inane apology, she quickly marched off.
I swear I was beet red all the way home. It took me years to go into that market without cringing and making furtive glances up and down the aisles.
Of course, the real Carol thought it HILARIOUS!
One day I saw her in the distance bending over, looking over pastries in the bakery dept. I snuck up behind her, saying in a loud voice. "You don't really need those ya know" and gave her a resounding slap on the ass.
She flipped around, and to my horror, it WASN'T Carol but a complete stranger...I turned crimson and stuttered some inane apology, she quickly marched off.
I swear I was beet red all the way home. It took me years to go into that market without cringing and making furtive glances up and down the aisles.
Of course, the real Carol thought it HILARIOUS!