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Most embarrassing moment ever?

Many decades ago, I lived in a small midwestern town with only one major supermarket. I had a friend there "Carol" she was a bit plump and we were always teasing each other and playing practical jokes on each other.

One day I saw her in the distance bending over, looking over pastries in the bakery dept. I snuck up behind her, saying in a loud voice. "You don't really need those ya know" and gave her a resounding slap on the ass.

She flipped around, and to my horror, it WASN'T Carol but a complete stranger...I turned crimson and stuttered some inane apology, she quickly marched off.

I swear I was beet red all the way home. It took me years to go into that market without cringing and making furtive glances up and down the aisles.

Of course, the real Carol thought it HILARIOUS!
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Once i wore light coloured pants to a presentation i had to give at work. The tap in the bathroom was broken and it sprayed the front of my pants with water. With minutes to go before the presentation i looked liked i had pee'd myself. So i tried to dry the front of myself in front of the hand dryer, but it was too high and i was leaning up towards it. But then some guy walks in and sees me and probably thinks omg a weirdo 馃槯. I was so embarrassed but i went to give the presentation but that guy was sitting in the front row and kept looking at me and smiling and i was so distracted. I think it was the worst day of my life 馃槯
Grateful4youM
@SW-User Too bad you didn't work the story into the presentation, people love that kind of spontaneous "disaster" Good to see you, my friend.
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@thedreamer1975 Strangely enough, i did feel like i was having a mr bean moment lol
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@Grateful4you You are right, i probably could have worked that into the presentation if i had been thinking. I was just too stressed at the time... oh well. Nice to see you too!
That's so funny. I can't stop laughing. Hahaha thank you for sharing that. It really made my day!
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My stomach is very noisy and fussy. One time in college I was taking a test after just after lunch and my stomach was going, "BLBBLBBBLBLB!" 馃槀
Grateful4youM
@SW-User Damn I hate that. And of course it's alway's during a quiet lull.
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@Grateful4you Yep, nothing I can do but be embarrassed! 馃槀
FairydustF
Hahahahaha love it!! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
FairydustF
I once turned up for work, important day, had to get up at 4am and dressed in the dark, didn鈥檛 realise but my clothes were inside out 馃檮 until it was too late, I just laughed, everyone laughed 馃お馃ぃ馃ぃ@Fairydust
Grateful4youM
@Fairydust It's great when everyone is in on it!
FairydustF
Yeah , what can you do but laugh at these situations 馃ぃ @Grateful4you
AwfullybraveF
馃槀馃ぃ馃ぃ馃槀馃槄 I shouldn't laugh but that's funny.. definitely embarrassing and funny lol
Grateful4youM
@Awfullybrave These day's I probably would be arrested! 馃惖
AwfullybraveF
@Grateful4you Yeah...You may be right lol.. We have to be careful these days... Must be politically correct at all times馃檮
thedreamer197546-50, F
Funny but omg I bet you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you.
Grateful4youM
@thedreamer1975 Yep. And worse, the checkout line took an eternity!
thedreamer197546-50, F
my most embarrassing moment was when I was working behind the till in a shop and a customer asked for shampoo, for dry hair, thinking he meant the bastiste powder shampoo, I told him that we didn't sell shampoo for dry hair, so I was redder than a sun burnt penguin, when a colleague turned around and took a bottle of liquid shampoo for dry hair off the shelf and handed it to the customer. I sunk and hid behind the counter with embarrassment.
Grateful4youM
@BridgeOvertroubledWaters Yes, A MAJOR Oops.
PlumBerries31-35, F
[c=#7700B2]hahaha 馃槀[/c]
Tastyfrzz61-69, M
Was at the fair eithy gf. I went to get her a hot dog. I came back to the bench with the food and she was crying. Right after I'd left a woman sat down beside her. She said the woman looked pregnant do she asked when she was due. The woman was apparently just overweight,became angry, got up and walked off. My gf was so embarrassed.
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AmericanBroad31-35, F
Hilarious 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Priceless 馃槀

 
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