What’s the weirdest joke you’ve heard?

weirdest what does that even mean?weirdest to you? try this on for size,so i was a virgin till i was 26, my friend who i grew up with lost his at 13 yes 13 mind you he was home schooled ,what fit mum , dont wince it could have been ugly dad . or my son got sent home from school to day,he got caught letting a girl give him a hand job, i said son thats the 3rd school this year, maybe teaching is nt for you.😅

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

a termite walks into a saloon and asks, is the bar tender here?

A specific someone saying to me: I love you, years ago.

The aristocrats