3 Women show up at the Pearly Gates

St. Peter asks them why they are here.

The first lady says that she died from "The Big C"
St. Peter asks what "The Big C" is
She replies that it is Cancer.
St. Peter says that is not her fault so she can go into heaven

The second lady says that she died from "The Big C"
St. Peter says "Oh, you have cancer?"
She replies "No, Coronary Failure".
St. Peter says that is not her fault so she can go into heaven.

The third lady says that she died from "The Big C"
St. Peter says "Oh, is that cancer or coronary failure?"
She replies that it is neither it is Crabs.
St. Peter says that "Hold it no one dies from Crabs!"
She replies "If you give them to Big Eddie you do!"