Any funny dad jokes? ( ՞ਊ ՞)

I don't trust escalators. They're always up to something. But I take steps to avoid elevators.

Geology rocks but geography is where it's at.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I started crying. 10 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar. Things become tense.

[i]Goes by a cemetery[/i] “You know people are dying to get in there!!”

'Put the kettle on dad'.

'I don't think it'll fit me'.

its stupid but still funny

I'm not falling for this again.

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