So can you actually kill someone with a stapler?

We need emergency stapler hearings. The looney left has access to them. We need to close the stapler loophole. Background checks. No one needs assault staples.

John Wick can

Hit them hard enough

Yes... especially if it’s inside your Volkswagen Jetta

Don’t bring up old memories for me 🥺

Yes, if it's a heavy one and throw it on the head!

Dunno but I stapled my hand once

With pretty much anything.

Been watching Office Space?

Hmmm... Yes, I think so