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Taking that perfect selfie.. and falling to your doom.
At least instagram might see your beautiful smile...and maybe that look of horror as you go down.
(you... generic)
At least instagram might see your beautiful smile...and maybe that look of horror as you go down.
(you... generic)
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SW-User Oh hell yeah I agree. So many accidents have happened cause of that shit
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@wackidywack 馃槀 Vanity, thy name be my death.
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Hiding in the closet at your married lovers house when their spouse comes home
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SW-User omg 馃槀馃槀
Pfuzylogic 路 M
A broken heart from an LDR,
Especially if they are a catfish.
Especially if they are a catfish.
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thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
The best one I heard was on 1,000 Ways to Die: a guy had a serious fetish for amputees, so he went on Craigslist and found one who was "down to fuck", as they say. Also, a bonus was that she not only didn't have an arm, but she also had a glass eye.
So, home girl comes over, pops out the eye and puts it in a glass of water (which is important for later), and the two of them fuck like rabbits who had just come through a grain thresher; afterwards, she says she wants to take a shower and leaves the room.
He decides he's thirsty, so he picks up the cup of water with the glass eye in it. I guess he was some sort of sex frenzied craze, and took a big gulp of water, proceeded to swallowed the glass eye, and then choke to death while she was in the shower. xD
So, home girl comes over, pops out the eye and puts it in a glass of water (which is important for later), and the two of them fuck like rabbits who had just come through a grain thresher; afterwards, she says she wants to take a shower and leaves the room.
He decides he's thirsty, so he picks up the cup of water with the glass eye in it. I guess he was some sort of sex frenzied craze, and took a big gulp of water, proceeded to swallowed the glass eye, and then choke to death while she was in the shower. xD
thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
@wackidywack Right?! What an unfortunate end to a date. xD I wonder if she was secretly a succubus? 馃
wackidywack 路 22-25
@thepreposterouspanda I'm sure she didn't mean for him to die 馃槀
thepreposterouspanda 路 36-40, M
@wackidywack God, I hope not. How sadistic would that be?! xD
Getting dragged under the wheels of a bus
wackidywack 路 22-25
@HootyTheNightOwl 馃槙
SwampFlower 路 31-35, F
Puking into your lungs and getting pneumonia :/ I don't think I actually died tho unless this is actually the great beyond (in which case wtf).
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SwampFlower Wonder if they have tea in hell 馃
SwampFlower 路 31-35, F
@wackidywack Yeah but only hot.
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SwampFlower Ouch no more bubble tea. I imagine that's what hell actually is like
firefall 路 61-69, M
Tripping over your own feet and falling in front of a subway train always impressed me as a super dumb way to go, and apparently it's happened more than once.
wackidywack 路 22-25
@firefall That's really unfortunate.
wackidywack 路 22-25
@Pinkstarburst Bahahahah 馃槀
SW-User
Fall in love with someone who doesn't reciprocate
Montanaman 路 M
@SW-User die of a broken heart馃挃
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SW-User I hear ya
SaulGoodman 路 26-30, M
Thinking you can fly and finding out you can't
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SaulGoodman Well shit 馃槀
Tminus6453 路 M
Doing stupid things while taking a selfie or live on facebook
Harriet03 路 41-45, F
Pissing me off!! 馃槚
wackidywack 路 22-25
@Harriet03 馃憖 true
Harriet03 路 41-45, F
@wackidywack 馃檮
Dont offend [image deleted] m8!
wackidywack 路 22-25
@TryingtoLava nooooo !! Hahahah !!
SW-User
Stubbing your toe so hard you fall over backwards, and break your neck
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SW-User Aw, you're one of those people who'd want a party at their funeral huh ?
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@wackidywack hell yeah!
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SW-User Awesome !
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Taunting a lion or swimming with sharks
But those still happen
But those still happen
@SW-User or drowning in milk?
SW-User
@wackidywack let me tell you firsthand, it was terrifying
wackidywack 路 22-25
@SW-User I'd be so so down
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wackidywack 路 22-25
@Greybare What the shit ??
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wackidywack 路 22-25
@Greybare jesus christ
Entwistle 路 56-60, M
I read a true story about a soldier in the trenches in WW1. He drowned in his own diarrhoea. He was so poorly he could only crawl around and he was found face down in it.
@Entwistle gagfest 2019
wackidywack 路 22-25
@Entwistle I'm howling 馃槀馃槀 that's fucking terrible
KidAzazel 路 26-30
Tripping over your own beard and breaking your neck. Which apparently happened 馃槄
KidAzazel 路 26-30
@wackidywack I know, you feel like you want to at first but then you realize it really did happen 馃槵
wackidywack 路 22-25
@KidAzazel Why didn't they trim it if it was too long 馃槵
KidAzazel 路 26-30
@wackidywack I think it was like his pride and joy or something, and he usually kept it in a pouch, but that day he forgot it :/
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People doing stunts or taking selfies while riding or standing close to a movie vehicle or train. Carelessness deserves no sympathy.
Diyanne 路 F
[c=#7700B2]Using the hp while crossing the road ...n hit by a car...[/c]
soulsrespite 路 F
Is there a smart way to die?
wackidywack 路 22-25
@soulsrespite Now that's a question
Subsumedpat 路 36-40, M
Why would you want a dumb way, seems like you would want a smart way or better yet not at all.
wackidywack 路 22-25
@Subsumedpat It's just a question
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wackidywack 路 22-25
@MarmeeMarch That's a really stupid way to die :)
MarmeeMarch 路 M
@wackidywack well I wanted to give you a good one
wackidywack 路 22-25
@MarmeeMarch Good job 馃憣