Do you know why I can't be buried in a cemetary?

That's because these are lame jokes, meant to be lame. American humor depends on the American. @nedkelly

@nedkelly how can you say that?? Some of the funniest people ever come from the US - would you agree Robin Williams, Richard Pryor and George Carlin were funny?

Maybe it's all got to be local to you? I never thought about it. I know I like comics from Canada and England....