What's your "Florida Man Arrested" story?

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Mine is "Florida Man Arrested for throwing glass eye at doctor."

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Northwest · M

Not arrested and quite sad actually, but today a Florida man was killed, when he used a 20 foot aluminum pool pole, to try to nudge his domestic pigeon, off a high voltage power line.

SweetMae · 70-79, F

@Northwest That is sad.

FigNewton

@Northwest Sad...tragic and not the smartest choice...but sad.

helenS · 36-40, F

"Florida Woman Smears Bananas On Cars At Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club" 😁

FigNewton

@helenS I guess he doesn't appeal to her!

helenS · 36-40, F

@FigNewton Is it any wonder?

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SweetMae · 70-79, F

Florida woman arrested in 27-year-old 'killer clown' murder! 😨 Clowns!!

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FigNewton

@SweetMae Zombies first...then clowns. Not. A. Fan

helenS · 36-40, F

@SweetMae 2016 must have been a horrible year for you, with all the armed evil clown sightings. 😬

FigNewton

@helenS And to think I used to watch that creep on TV as a child! LOL

SW-User

Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for speeding...lolz

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FigNewton

@SW-User Mine is! 😮

SW-User

@SweetMae Nah, I take good care of them 😁.

SweetMae · 70-79, F

@SW-User 😁

Pitchblue

A Florida Man got carried away at a Pensacola strip club over the weekend, a witness said, and now he’s been charged with exposing himself. In his defense it was a strip club.