(Not a question). Normal person on an Ancestry.com commercial: "Holy Crow! I'm related to George Washington!!!"

Far left progressive liberal on an Ancestry.com commercial: "Holy Crow! I'm related to George Washington, a racist slave whipping slave owning bigot!!! Excuse me, I have to go commit hari kari...wait!!! Sorry! That's cultural appropriation! I'll go drown myself instead...wait!!! Sorry! That would pollute the lake! I'll take rat poison instead....wait!!! I might be exposing rats to an environmental hazard and that would be animal abuse. I know! I will go to a college political rally wearing a MAGA hat!!! THAT oughta do it!!!!" 😂