Doctor! Doctor!
Doctor, doctor! I've broken my arm in two places.
Hmm, I'd advise you not to go back to either of those places then!
Hmm, I'd advise you not to go back to either of those places then!
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Danez · M
Me: Doctor will I be able to play the piano when I’m healed?
Doctor: yes you’ll be able to play
Me: that’s funny because I couldn’t play it before
Doctor: yes you’ll be able to play
Me: that’s funny because I couldn’t play it before
UncleJlovesbrazil · 61-69, M
@Danez very old but always great!
UncleJlovesbrazil · 61-69, M
Family at a meal. Boy reaches in front of his mom to get something and mom says, "What's wrong with you, but, don't you have a tongue."
"Yes, mother, but my arm is longer!"
"Yes, mother, but my arm is longer!"
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Doctor, Doctor! My arm hurts when I move it like this!
Then don't move it like that!
Then don't move it like that!
SolidHeart · 46-50, M
Very funny.
Danez · M
😂🤣🤣🤣