I can smell bullshit from miles away

Troll fighter

Ability to
Not give a shit about some things

I don't have any super powers. If I could choose to have any super power, I would pick the ability to grow bigger. I wanted growing powers ever since a little boy so I could become a giant at will. I would love to watch everything appear tiny all because I'm growing BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER!!!

I stop pucks, sometimes.

Parallel parking

Being a brat.

to be average or just below aaverage at everything!

Being crazy, it drives the so-called normal anal people nuts.

Procrastinating.