Tell me a limerick?

hunkalove · 61-69, M

There once was a mrblue
Who wanted to work at the zoo.
He fell in a cage,
Made the animals rage,
And now he is alligator poo.

MasterDvdC · 61-69, M

There once was a lady from Niger
Who went for a ride on a tiger
They returned from their ride
With the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the tiger.

Peekatyou · 46-50, F

There once was a man named Big Blue
Who said he had one wish for you
Be careful, I say-
If you don't, you will pay!
Then *poof!* - did I hear you say "moo"?

LadyWioness · 56-60, F

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LadyWioness · 56-60, F

There once was a man from Nantucket.
His dick was so long,
He could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I would
Fuck it."

Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M

Jim, Jim, wore a big grin.
He.drank all father's gin.
Mother laughed to see him plastered, and said, 'go to bed, you little bastard.'

johnny253 · 70-79, M

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone. But when she bent over. Rover took over and slipped her a bone of his own😅

LadyWioness · 56-60, F

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mrblueforyou · M

I think hunkalove is winning so far... Who can beat him 😂😂

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LadyWioness · 56-60, F

@Peekatyou: There once was a girl named Zen
She valued being a friend
When push came to shove
She valued unconditional love
Because it always held true in the end.

Peekatyou · 46-50, F

@ZenLioness719: Lol thank you Zen, and thanks for the trophy. :) Awww I love your limerick! Very sweet. You should win just for sweetness. (Very--ahem--different than the other one you posted. Haha! I laughed when I read it.)

@MrBlue: thanks for declaring me the winner. :)

LadyWioness · 56-60, F

@Peekatyou: winner, winner, chicken dinner :)

Firespirit · 26-30, M

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