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Dancingxghost · 36-40, M
@SolGryn the great bob ross said its ok to be sad from time to time! And how can I be sad right now ?!
SolGryn · 31-35, M
@Dancingxghost he is a wise man. What do you mean?
Dancingxghost · 36-40, M
@SolGryn well I mean that I'm just not sad cause I'm having a good time in this place I missed just randomly talking to people
Gusman · 61-69, M
Guy Takes His Blonde Girlfriend To Her First Football Game
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Gusman · 61-69, M
@Dancingxghost Thank you. *Takes A Bow* 😁
Abbenthewarwolf · 18-21, M
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Can’t say, to many attention whores, I mean depressed people here would get offended
Dancingxghost · 36-40, M
@Deadcutie oh c'mon you must have one
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
@Dancingxghost I’m a Vulcan . Humor isn’t my strong suit, I’m just gonna punt..
TheLoveAge · 36-40, F
Oh, I read this wrong lol.
Faust76 · 46-50, M
@TheLoveAge That's funny. xD
TheLoveAge · 36-40, F
@TheLoveAge You know what the joke is? For some reason sw wants to keep marking my comments as containing nudity... What’s that about? Ain’t no body naked up in herr...😂
Faust76 · 46-50, M
@TheLoveAge o/~ I ain't got no bodyyyy... o/~ If the police come asking.