what's yours?

You forgot 💪 bailing out ungrateful nations

My American superpower is to know to say “ Getting shot at school “ 😬

Getting shot at school and speaking one language cause I'm a fucking asshole

I have actually conducted three successful public mass shootings while riding my mobility scooter. Americans are the übermenschen. Eurofags tremble in fear and hide all their food at the merest thought of us.

💀

killing commies, muslims, or anyone else that threatens my country....🤔

One language. But I am decent with Spanish.

A sense of humor and being impervious to jealousy.

I failed

Dang

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