Before there was smartphones... what did you do while on the toilet ?

@hertoy I miss that little magazine!

@Amylynne those are everywhere... lick a door knob to build up your immune system

I’m practically dead then. I have the best convos while I sit in there.@Amylynne

@GlassDog Ha ha ha! Aren't those freaky things?

@SW-User It's just so weird. I mean, I understand the instinct to hide a toilet roll, but to shove it up a woolly ballerina?

@GlassDog 😜

@Zaphod42 Reminds me of the Grinch when he's looking at his itinerary and goes "3pm, solve world hunger. Tell no one."

@dragonfly46

@Valentinorossi899 so you know what sodiummonohydrat means in 10 languages?

Yes I held off on what it had done for my language skills as did not want to come across as boastful or constipated lol