If you were a powerful dictator..

Something that annoys me several times a week is when I'm queueing at the bus stop and someone arrives and just walks to a spot further up the queue than me. Do they honestly think I'm standing where I am because I'm making a decision to get on the bus later than them? If not, then they must know that they are being selfish. My punishment for them is to make them appear on a TV show in which I'm driving the bus and if I see anyone who has queue-jumped, I'm allowed to hit them with my bus.

Parking on double yellow lines (in the UK, they indicate that street parking isn't allowed).

More usefully, I'd ban anything made of unrecyclable material. At the risk of sounding like I'm 90 years old, what's wrong eg with pills coming in tiny glass bottles instead of blister packs? Glass uses more energy hut at least you can recycle it

I would deport all illegal non citizens - come to my country LEGALLY

1. Unreasonable punishments

2. Irony

Using too much social media and selfies and headshave would be the punishment

spitting/cut their tongue out

Industrial animal farms, where they keep them all clustered into small cages and drug them to grow. That would be outlawed in my country.

You know that one car that's moving real fucking slow and holding up a line of traffic?

Drivers like that would be yanked out of their cars and caned publically on the side of the road.

Standing on escalators at train stations unless you're pregnant, old or disabled get's you slapped by everyone on said escalator.

More seriously I would want to ban a good 90% of CCTV cameras in Britain. I don't like being in the most spied-on country in the world

Not saying hello back. They get a 3000 dollar fine for the disrespect

Showing commercials and ads on television and the internet.

People who walk in groups and block the road

slow walking in the middle of street

No thank you

Spam.