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Have you ever wondered about the first man who has ever milked a cow thought he was thinking?

SW-User
Ummm. No. I've never even thought about a cow before.
adhane05 · 31-35, M
@SW-User Me neither, it was my thoughts having thoughts of their own thoughts. 😐️
Serenitree · F
@adhane05 Oh, you have that too? My thoughts have children who have ought of their own and they have their own thoughts too. It's never ending.
SW-User
He was thinking if the calf suckles that teat, milk comes out.
I can surely use my hands to mimic a calf suckling. 🤣
SW-User
@adhane05 that was him thinking that.
🤦
I bet it was more of a business opportunity than anything else.
adhane05 · 31-35, M
@SW-User I knew that. I couldn't resist joking with you. 🤗
SW-User
@adhane05 🤗 you are sweet
He was a pev just wanted to feel up the poor cow
adhane05 · 31-35, M
@silentkillx2 We need to start a #mootoo movement for the cows.
SW-User
I think the concept of breast milk in animals and humans has always been known to us. What I wonder is what made humans start to drink the milk of animals and make it a normal thing.
Serenitree · F
@SW-User as I mentioned earlier. A newborn who's mother is dead or not producing milk. Necessity makes us find ways.
SW-User
@Serenitree I just read it. I think another probable cause is a person incredibly hungry or thirsty, their only means of nutrition is cow milk. It makes sense.
Serenitree · F
@SW-User Yup. It does.
Serenitree · F
No. It makes perfect sense. Think about how long ago it would have been. It was probably done out of necessity. I have a cow. I have a baby, whose mother died giving birth. That cow has milk and her calf is healthy. Maybe it will keep my baby healthy too.

That's probably not the real story, but it will have been something like that. My wonder is more about how many people died of poisoning while discovering which plants were safe to eat and which would kill.
SW-User
i think he would have been a member of SW if SW existed back then
adhane05 · 31-35, M
@SW-User So perhaps I should deactivate my account and leave? 🤔
Lostpoet · M
I want to be cowman.🤔
adhane05 · 31-35, M
@Lostpoet Instead of a cowboy? Interesting...
Lostpoet · M
@adhane05 Dang, that would have been better. Lol
I bet he would have had an SW account
SW-User
He was probably after the bull and got confused with de udder one but grabbed the milky one instead and thought wow, if i whip this for hours then leave it in a room to go moldy, i could have something yum to go on my pizza.
Serenitree · F
Are you sure the first was a man?

 
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