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rckt148 · 61-69, M
When I'm being held up .
I have trouble taking those tiny guns away from someone
But they are easier to put where the light don't shine
I have trouble taking those tiny guns away from someone
But they are easier to put where the light don't shine
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles it has
And I was once in law enforcement ,I have disarmed a few people
Thank God I was not taking a Derringer ,
The man who pulled one of those on me was wise enough to hand it to me
I and my best friend were robbed of $1,300.00.00 while we were on active duty .I panicked and made my friend cooperate ,that will never happen again
And I was once in law enforcement ,I have disarmed a few people
Thank God I was not taking a Derringer ,
The man who pulled one of those on me was wise enough to hand it to me
I and my best friend were robbed of $1,300.00.00 while we were on active duty .I panicked and made my friend cooperate ,that will never happen again
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll try to remember that. @eli1601
Rob04 · 18-21, M
You know like when a person throws a punch at you? And after never say that was a small punch cause next one will be a big punch! Happened to me last year. Got bruised on my arm as well. He didn't mean it but it just happened.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Sounds like fun....@Rob04
Rob04 · 18-21, M
Was that anything but fun. @pennynoodles
LOL, this is SW. Survey says there will be several answers about when he pulls off his underwear. Although that could also be when you look at his bank statement also.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
As long as his cheque (or anything else) doesn't bounce .@VeronicaJane
th3r0n · 41-45, M
When I whip it out soft to pee — really is very small until aroused, but don’t be mean haha
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll bear that in mind. @th3r0n
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
This is Similar Worlds.....
but apart from that -the welcoming committee for Donald Trump on July 13th.
but apart from that -the welcoming committee for Donald Trump on July 13th.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh is that the date he is arriving. Great...@TheSirfurryanimalWales
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
When your best friend shows you her engagement ring.
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles definitely
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
net worth.
yeh, i moved past the playground penis jokes. :P
yeh, i moved past the playground penis jokes. :P
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ah but the fact you mentioned it, meant you thought about it lolol@sighmeupforthat
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
When telling the story of seeing a groom"s errection during a wedding speech.
swl2jo · 56-60, M
when i look at my kids bank balances. wow they can spend the $$$
puppy123 · 18-21, M
To your boyfriend
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
He'd have to be insecure to worry about a little thing like that. @puppy123
puppy123 · 18-21, M
@pennynoodles Yep
Nimbus · M
Am American hamburger.
You don't want to upset them.
You don't want to upset them.
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AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F
When he takes his pants off.
Coolkid77 · 31-35, M
My um dick size
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Best not to panic people @SW-User
