Which is grosser

Poll - Total Votes: 7

Burp in my face

Fart in my face

You can only vote on one answer.

I have spent the last two weeks staying with nephews and they have been having a contest one of them loved to get right up in front of my face and burp in it to wake me while the other loved to fart right in my face to wake me.

So I want to know which people think is grosser

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Majorlatency · M

Every time you fart, your anus spews a cloud of feces droplets into the surrounding area. The droples of feces push themselves through the seams in your underwear and the butocks portion of your pants, propelling themselves into the air.
So if I would hazard a guess that farting in your face is grosser than burping...

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