Ever fallen in the mud?

My boyfriend and I were walking in the country park and it was so muddy that he offered to carry me across a particularly muddy bit. I thought that might be fun and he picked me up on his face. Unfortunately half way across he slipped and we both went down in the mud. We were plastered in it. He licked me up and we kissed and laughed. We both needed a good shower after the walk but it was great fun!