Things to shout at the gas station:

It’s dripping out!

Damn it, the opening's on the other side!

It doesn't fit very well...

I'm willing to pay extra for full service, and can I get you to check under the hood while you're at it?

Would you like your chassis lubed ?

It’s not reaching

Ooh, I'm so full of gas.

Can u back up a little?

Hold my hose

"Put your Nozzle in the hole, and fill her up!"
"Stop Pumping before it spurts everywhere and makes a mess!"

Not something ive shouted, but the sign fits i think 😀

It needs to be hoisted up to service it properly.

I have a coupon for a lube job.

What do you mean self-service only?

😄

Go to a full service station and say that: “my girl is hungry, give her the good stuff”, while you wink at the clerk 😂

"Don't let any squirt out"

"oh man, I got it all over my now I'm going to smell like that all day"

Sighs...never had the chance to use this pickup line :-(

You don't have to stick it in all the way to fill it.

That would get you noticed.

Love it, too funny

Haha I love this thread!

LMAO

Hahaha

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Orange mocha frappaccino.....GAS FIGHT!!!

I need u in my life. So I can pump n fill u up

That's what she said.

HAHAHAHA!!! 😂