How to become a Football player floor decal?

I Am football player and I want to be flattened into a floor decal. I want to be placed in my teams locker room and have a note saying the other team did this to me, does anybody know How I can do this?

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Sicarium · 46-50, M

A steamroller should do the trick.

Fallflower · 46-50, F

@Sicarium yeah I was thinking about Flat Stanley... who remembers Flat Stanley?

Maskeytheeagle · M

@Sicarium ok thanks, do you think it's a good idea

Sicarium · 46-50, M

@Maskeytheeagle Go for it. Report back it's effectiveness.

Maskeytheeagle · M

ok sure thing, Do you think it will hurt

Maskeytheeagle · M

Hey it worked,