Would you cry at your own funeral..i think I will coz I am too cute to die, what can I say 😎😄

I'm going to do my best to scare the shit out of everyone at my funeral, for ignoring me while I was alive.

I will cry at the rehearsal.
On the real event, I might be too busy finding my way elsewhere.

No, because I don't plan an having a funeral.

No cuz id be deceased?

No way