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What's the quickest way to get to the front of the queue?

SW-User
Push the bastard out of line? I am joking of course! :P
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Or bomb. @SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles But, then those pesky police show up...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll deny everything.@SW-User
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I can't see you doing this Mr Trotter. @RodneyTrotter
sciguy18 · M
Point away from the line and shout "Look, they're giving away money over there!" When everyone turns to look, make your move...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Or let off a stink bomb @sciguy18
sciguy18 · M
@pennynoodles Perhaps after a dish of broccoli?
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
cough disgustingly and keep looking in your handkerchief afterwards !
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
LOLOl, yes... I would take a step back. @Picklebobble2
TheProphet · M
Yell free shit over there.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I presume you don't mean literally 'shit'? 😜@TheProphet
TheProphet · M
@pennynoodles If it was free they'd go get it.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I bet the flies would beat them. Have you seen them go?@TheProphet
Shout you are not contagious while scratching furiously
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
*scratch scratch..... I don't know what you mean @TheSirfurryanimalWales
FrostBorne · 31-35, M
Murder everyone in front of you?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
A bit extreme but perhaps a good idea. @FrostBorne
SW-User
Shout 'im gonna puke!'
Bean17 · 46-50, F
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Can it buy everything?@Stereoguy
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