What are your skeletons chit-chatting about in your closet?

Probably about my most embarrassing moment that happened as a kid... lol... which I only tell select friends.

Damn you are a boring woman!!
Hey I did clean the house today!!
That's your comeback??
Well, I did swear at the driver that cut me off yesterday
That was only in your mind doesn't count unless you say the words out loud!!
But, that would be mean!
That is it I am finding a new closet!!

the time i lost my penis in an egg carton accident.

now i use volunteer gerbils and now the aspca is up in 'arms' about it.


but, blue cross and blue shield won't let me get an arm for a penis because they said it was 'cosmetic'...

dam politics!

Whether to come out of the closet or not. :-)

Something about 'what are you doing tomarrow'...

How much farther I could be along in my mortgage if I would just stop going to massage parlors.

Though it should be noted I no longer visit the full service massage parlors. That saves two to $300 a trip.

They are asking each other if they know if anyone out the outside knows about this.

I have no skeletons in my closet. I dissolved them all in a bath of industrial-grade acid...

Don't believe them. It's lies. All lies.

How I got away with murder.

Not really!😱

How to take out the monster that lives under the bed!

That I need new clothes lmao

I've stopped listening, it's non stop chatter.

I can't tell you. 😆😆😆😆

Sorry it is a deep dark secret.

The cookies that are in there

How they ended up in my closet

About self harm

diets :)