Got any good jokes?

A man is doing some yard work when his neighbor comes by to chat. In another neighbors yard they see 2 dogs having sex. The man says to the neighbor "Hey you ever do that to the wife" The neighbor says Oh No. "You know, I know she's like it if you gave her a few drinks first" The neighbor wanders off. A few days later while mowing the lawn the neighbor is back again but seems to be rather silent. "Hey whats up, you look a bit weird, I bet you did it to the wife, didn't you?" I did. "How many drinks did it take?" 12 "12 WTF why so many?" Well it took 8 just to get her on the front lawn.

ask @Lazarus he never runs out of them lol

Once i was goin to st ives when i met a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 kittens. Cats sacks and wives how many or going to st ives?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman went into a bar. The Englishman wanted to leave, so they all had to.

"We would like to help you out.. Which way did you come in?"

mmh what did the triangle say to the circle?