Who is the most boring person you know?

A guy who used to work for me who is so very boring and can turn an exciting tale into the most mind-numbing rambling verbal exercise, although he usually has stories that are beyond the pale, such as the day when he went to find an apple to eat at the shops near the office and could not find apples like he can get closer to his home.

I considered my self. why? I am mostly a serious person.

Just me I'm afraid.

Me