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Have you ever farted during a moment of silence?

ShadowedWhispers · M Best Comment
I though that was what it was for?
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
@ShadowedWhispers Hahahaha! You know, I think you must be right!
@SuzanneM Thanks for BA 😉

lilsnifferman · 31-35, M
Many times! I actually remember at least 2 moments. I'm not sure if I told them somewhere here or not....

First one is quite embarrassing. Thing was happening in secondary school. A teacher asked us to work alone, so it was dead silence in the classroom. She was walking between desks and following the progress of work. Suddenly I felt on brewing, but I took it easy and though I'll hold it with no problem. Well I was so wrong! :D Unfortunately when the teacher was standing next to me and right in that moment when she bend over a bit to see my notebook, it slipped out. 😨 Maybe it was a short one, but loud and explosive and everyone heard it. Even the teacher jumped out of me, just like she wanted to escape the shot and quickly reached toward the windows to open it. What an overreacted crone, it was totally scentless one! 😡 This only made pupils laugh even more....


Another one is at my brother's place, right after he moved there and it was not completely furnished, so we had to sleep on the mattresses. My parents took one and I decided to sleep on another one. Both mattresses were in the same bedroom, separated by huge wardrobe between them. When I finally decided to go to sleep, it was like after 2 a.m. and my parents were already sleeping. Right after I crawl on my mattress I felt nice one coming and found it hilarious to let it as loud as possible :P lol Let me tell you it sounded like a hammer drill that vibrated the floor for good 5 seconds and echoed inside the almost empty room. I kid you not, I was even able to hear the wardrobe's turn into resonance! 😂 Haha you'd love to see my parent's reaction 🤣
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
@lilsnifferman Wow! That teacher sounds mean! I hope your parents laughed! I would have.

I farted a few times accidentally in quiet classrooms, but somehow, the other kids didn't notice.
lilsnifferman · 31-35, M
Well that teacher was such an old and kinda conservative lady... That was mean. Now I laugh about it, but then I was traumatized :o Moreover like minute later a girl sitting right behind me asked her fot help and the teacher said: Bring me your notebook, I can't come to you now, you probably know why 🙁 Well she could say this if I did a deadly one, but this one was totally scentless, it was just loud...

And my parents were not definitely laughing, cause I woke them up from deep sleep 😁 Mom was close to heart attack, she thought it was an explosion or earthquake 😜
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
yes... mostly to annoy.


though there have been times "serves you right" when it was more than just sound.


well, that's ok.. i've turned a lot of bodily sounds into music.. well effects and backtracks.

thank you george martin and william peter blatty for those inspirations!
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
@sighmeupforthat Let's hear from the "wind section".
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
I've had to fight really hard not to on a few occasions.
ChilledStone · 26-30, F
@SuzanneM Same here
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
@ChilledStone Glad I'm not the only one. Worst was when my professor was doing relaxation technique with my class, and I'd been holding like 10 farts since the start of class. She had us relax every muscle group one by one. I was struggling to hold it in and then she got to the gluteus maximus. She had us clench and relax our butts a bunch of times. When she said to relax every part of our butt fully, I was sure I was going to fart! It was so ready to burst out, and I felt like I couldn't control it anymore. Somehow, I avoided letting it go. It was a miracle! I wonder how the class would have reacted if I had farted. Would've been huge!
PerfectIllusion · 41-45, F
No but that's usually the time my stomach growls really loud!
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
@PerfectIllusion Oh, I hate when that happens! Hunger always does that to me.
no it was the dog...
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
Do you 2 know eachother?
@SuzanneM nope
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
Well, I think your comment was fine! Dogs have been known for their flatulence!
SW-User
did it to break the silence *feels proud*
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
@SW-User Haha!
it always seems to be a moment of silence when I fart
michelle44 · 56-60, F
Yes, it wasnt silent for long ...lol
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SuzanneM · 41-45, F
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SuzanneM · 41-45, F
@isupportalexwubbels Hahaha, this wasn't a good question. This is just a silly question!

Dog farts should be just as revered as human farts, imho. Dog's butts deserve just as much of a voice as human butts. Hahaha!

 
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