God is a savage
Man: God?
God: Yes?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!
Man: What is for you a million years?
God: A second
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny
Man: God, can you give me a penny?
God: Wait a second.
God: Yes?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!
Man: What is for you a million years?
God: A second
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny
Man: God, can you give me a penny?
God: Wait a second.