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An apple a day ..............................(finish sentence)(be creative)

nedkelly · 61-69, M
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@nedkelly I might try that.
@nedkelly 🤣
@nedkelly [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u19YTilqIEU]
gmatthewb · 51-55, M
gives the same benefits as a coffee but without the harmful side effects.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@gmatthewb I am missing out!
gmatthewb · 51-55, M
@pennynoodles I'm not :)
Newandimproved · 61-69, M
puts a lot of fibre in your diet - so you better not be too far from a bathroom
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Newandimproved I'll bear that in mind.
Peaches · F
@Newandimproved [b]LOL!😆🤣[/b]
Nimbus · M
Keeps the doctor away..........but what if your partner IS a doctor! 😉
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Nimbus Oh dear....
Nimbus · M
@pennynoodles Problems!
shuhak · M
@Nimbus Wait, are you saying apples cure those unwanted 'headaches'? (not tonight, I have a headache)
randompi · 22-25, F
Makes you poop all day
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@randompi Problem that
sciguy18 · M
Will cause unintentionally ingested seeds to grow in your intestines and then seek the shortest path to sunlight...
sciguy18 · M
@pennynoodles Grapevines? Hmmm, I suppose you could start your own winery...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@sciguy18 I tried making wine once......never again. It tasted of vinegar.
sciguy18 · M
@pennynoodles Wine-making is not as forgiving as making beer or mead.
SW-User
Gives me heartburn 🙄
SW-User
Haha. Zantac there white I don't need the blue pills 😏@pennynoodles
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SW-User I know Zantac, tiny little pills. You can buy them at the counter.
SW-User
Yup but I have drug insurance ☺@pennynoodles
Elegy · 46-50
An apple a day really hurts the bum. Wait, was I supposed to be eating those?
@Elegy ewww😂😂😂😂
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Elegy Eek..... watch out for maggots in it......
SW-User
@Elegy Nope. if you eat them, gravity won't be discovered
shuhak · M
... is the weirdest paycheck I ever received from a job (and the bank reused to cash them).
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@shuhak How strange
shuhak · M
@pennynoodles Maybe I should have tried cashing them at the Apple Store.
AlphaCuckTX · 56-60, M
is too much work for the ER to be removing every time you are feeling freaky.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
popmol · 22-25, M
is what Adam shoved up Eves *ss because she made him eat the apple
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@popmol Ha ha ha, thought she was walking a bit odd.
popmol · 22-25, M
@pennynoodles yeah she is the one who made sure i had to have a shit live and i still might go to hell since i don't believe in the guy upstairs
...will make the armadillo on your head happy.I must stop this.....🙀😅
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I think you have become a little obsessed oh furry one.
Peaches · F
does NOT always keep the doctor away!😕
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Peaches You speak from experience?
Peaches · F
@pennynoodles I always speak from experience.
StevenIzzi · 51-55, M
Will get to be expensive unless you buy in bulk.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@StevenIzzi Or you go scrumping.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
😂Is a good way to stay regular, just sayin'....
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@cherokeepatti If I ever need 'regular' in my life, I will start eating them 😜
goagainsttheflow · 26-30, F
Keep the sexy mermen away.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@goagainsttheflow I wondered why they had disappeared.
😣?????? Brain freeze
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@RadiantRuby You're not supposed to freeze them first!
SW-User
..... and you might find a worm.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SW-User Oh yes, sneaky little blighters they are.
Doesn't do it for me.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@CuriousMind Me neither. I don't like them.
Noble · 56-60, M
...is so cliche.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Noble You're a poet and you didn't even know it. 😜
SW-User
makes you gay
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SW-User Is that HOW it happens.....I've always wondered .
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
is not enough fruit per day
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit Nowhere near enough

 
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