How do you handle your toothpaste tube....describe in detail.

I pick up the toothpaste tube with my thumb and two first fingers of my right hand. Once it is up I firmly wrap my other fingers around it. Then with my thumb and first finger of my left hand I remove the cap. Once the cap is off, I put it down. I then reach for my tooth brush with my left hand and bring the end of the toothpaste to meet up with the bristles of the toothbrush. Then I slowly squeeze the toothpaste until the perfect amount is on the toothbrush. I put the toothbrush down, put the lid back on the toothpaste and then I set the toothpaste down where I picked it up...you did ask for detail.

Retrieve toothpaste tube from corner of bathroom.

Find the lid.

Wash the dried toothpaste from the tip.

Squeeze new toothpaste from the middle.

Remember to attach lid.

Squeeze from bottom to hide my shame.

Somehow find toothpaste in corner of the bathroom the next day.

squeze from the bottom with the heels of my hands until it feels like it's about to pop.

then a dollop on my tooth brush....2 minutes....brush your teeth, round and round, circle small, gums and all

I say "Hello toothpaste. Can you come out today?" Being stuck up - or shy - it never replies. I ask if I can remove its cap - which I do. I try to coax it out by asking if it would like to have a nice lie down on the toothbrush. It still doesn't reply, so I give it a bit of a poke - which results in a bubble or two bursting from its head. I give up and get the baking soda...

Sounds like a trap.

When I first bought it I couldn't handle it (cap fell down the drain, couldn't remove the safety cover). So I sent it to Toothpaste Obedience School. Now it's my main squeeze.

Grab it... unscrew the cap... squeeze it...put the cap back on...

Hold in my left hand,flip back the mid with my right and squueeezzzee from the bottom up

I grab that tub filled with tooth past then I squeeze some on my brush then I put the lid back on brush my teeth and then store it in a cup

I sit it down, give it a good talking to and it promises to come out of the tube smoothly.

I always grab and squeeze it from the bottom. Always using both hands.😁

remove cap from tube, stick tube in anus, squeeze

very sensuously. :P