I Have Been Face Farted By A Bully
i was walking home from school, walking past the far football field, heading toward the path that leads to my house, thats when i ran into these two jocks,Noah and Matt They're both football players,been one of the most popular kids in my school and two of the worst bullies as well,they picked on me and other nerds and losers a lot. They must have been in the dugout or whatever is the name of that resting place in a football field(probably making out with some cheerleaders)when they saw me and jumped out to surprised me. Noah grabbed me before I could run.
Noah: " Well look who we've got here,time for u to pay the school's exit toll dweeb! What do you think, hang him by his undies from the fences again?"
Matt: "No, I've got something better. I've been feeling gassy today."
Noah: "Haha, nice. Just make sure you let me get a safe distance away."
"Come on guys can't you let me off this one time?" I asked, knowing full well what that mean...
Matt:"Shut up dweeb. And don't try to fight or it'll only make it worse."
He pushed me down to the ground and sat on my chest. He weighed about 3 times as much as me so there was no use trying to get away. He pressed his giant ass onto my face and immediately ripped a super loud, smelly fart. The red mesh shorts he was wearing didn't provide much of a barrier. "Ew ew ew ew" I said in agony as the fart hit my face. I had turned my head to the side so it only hit my cheek.. Then he reached back, grabbed my head, pushed it straight into his butt and ripped another monstrous fart. This one hit me right in the middle of my face and I could actually feel it blast into my nose. I don't know if anyone else has ever had their face farted on like I have but let me tell you, it goes way beyond just smelling bad. I mean obviously the smell is awful,one of the worst thing you've ever smelled, but when you actually have your nose IN a bully's butt crack while he's ripping farts, it becomes... toxic. You feel like you're going to suffocate from the fumes being forced into your nose and mouth. Holding your breathe always helps but it won't stop the farts from being blasted straight into your nostrils.
Matt let go of my head for a second so I turn my face to the side for some (relatively) fresh air.
"How'd you like that one little buddy?" Matt asked.
"No more... please!" I said desperately, coughing.
Matt: "Oh we're just getting started."
Meanwhile Noah was cracking up, and there were some other kids walking up too (a lot of kids use the same path i was going to).
Matt grabbed my head again and inserted my face back in his butt, then cut another long rumbling fart that went right in my nose. The smell was unbearable. I could hear a bunch of kids laughing from the crowd that was starting to form around us,and some girls yelling "fart face hahaha","ewwww!","how that one tasted nerd!?", and some cheerleaders even started this chant of "beef stew,beef stew,beef stew...!"
Still holding my head in place, he ripped another big one.... then another... and another. All in the span of about 30 seconds. I felt like I was going to pass out, it was so bad. Finally he let go of my head so I turned to the side again to take a breathe. I could now see the small crowd of kids that had formed around us, looking on and laughing.
Matt:"Smells good, doesn't it?"
I couldn't even muster up a response, I was too dizzy and overwhelmed by the series of disgusting farts that had just been laid in my face.
Matt:"I know he loves it...alright guys i think i maybe be out of gas...."
Crowd:"awwwwwwwww"
Cheerleaders in the crowd: "common i know u can do it Matt !!!! We belive in u,give that nerdy loser what he deserves,lets go girls,everybody with us.. BEEF STEW,BEEF STEW..."
Matt: "Wait a sec...I think I've got one more big one in me !!!!."
Crowd:"yeaaaaaa hahahaha,beef stew,beef stew(guess the cheerleaders made a good job of making the chant get stuck in the crowd)
He reached back and pushed my face into his crack one last time. I held my breathe as he blasted another huge fart that lasted about 5 seconds. Right after it stopped he said
Matt:"Now if you take a big wiff I'll let you go. Go on, let me hear you smell it."
I did as I was told and inhaled deeply through my nose, getting the full effect of the last fart. It smelled terribly but I just wanted this to finally end.
Matt: "Now say you like it."
Me: "I like it!"
Matt: "Say you love the smell of my farts."
Me: "I love the smell of your farts!"
Matt: "Well alright then, if you love them so much we can do this again every week. Haha."
FINALLY he got up off me. I stayed on the ground on my back, too humiliated to want to get up and see the faces of all the other kids who had just seen me get completed annihilated by farts. I could hear them cracking up,the sound of pics been takend with the phones...
Noah and Matt just went to the crowd and were treated like heroes,they were swarmed by the cheerleaders and started flirt with them....
Meanwhile i got up on my feet once again,trying to ignore the insults and laughs of the crowd and walked my way back home which was what i was doing in the first place
Even though we were outside the area around my face still smelled terribly of farts.
Noah: " Well look who we've got here,time for u to pay the school's exit toll dweeb! What do you think, hang him by his undies from the fences again?"
Matt: "No, I've got something better. I've been feeling gassy today."
Noah: "Haha, nice. Just make sure you let me get a safe distance away."
"Come on guys can't you let me off this one time?" I asked, knowing full well what that mean...
Matt:"Shut up dweeb. And don't try to fight or it'll only make it worse."
He pushed me down to the ground and sat on my chest. He weighed about 3 times as much as me so there was no use trying to get away. He pressed his giant ass onto my face and immediately ripped a super loud, smelly fart. The red mesh shorts he was wearing didn't provide much of a barrier. "Ew ew ew ew" I said in agony as the fart hit my face. I had turned my head to the side so it only hit my cheek.. Then he reached back, grabbed my head, pushed it straight into his butt and ripped another monstrous fart. This one hit me right in the middle of my face and I could actually feel it blast into my nose. I don't know if anyone else has ever had their face farted on like I have but let me tell you, it goes way beyond just smelling bad. I mean obviously the smell is awful,one of the worst thing you've ever smelled, but when you actually have your nose IN a bully's butt crack while he's ripping farts, it becomes... toxic. You feel like you're going to suffocate from the fumes being forced into your nose and mouth. Holding your breathe always helps but it won't stop the farts from being blasted straight into your nostrils.
Matt let go of my head for a second so I turn my face to the side for some (relatively) fresh air.
"How'd you like that one little buddy?" Matt asked.
"No more... please!" I said desperately, coughing.
Matt: "Oh we're just getting started."
Meanwhile Noah was cracking up, and there were some other kids walking up too (a lot of kids use the same path i was going to).
Matt grabbed my head again and inserted my face back in his butt, then cut another long rumbling fart that went right in my nose. The smell was unbearable. I could hear a bunch of kids laughing from the crowd that was starting to form around us,and some girls yelling "fart face hahaha","ewwww!","how that one tasted nerd!?", and some cheerleaders even started this chant of "beef stew,beef stew,beef stew...!"
Still holding my head in place, he ripped another big one.... then another... and another. All in the span of about 30 seconds. I felt like I was going to pass out, it was so bad. Finally he let go of my head so I turned to the side again to take a breathe. I could now see the small crowd of kids that had formed around us, looking on and laughing.
Matt:"Smells good, doesn't it?"
I couldn't even muster up a response, I was too dizzy and overwhelmed by the series of disgusting farts that had just been laid in my face.
Matt:"I know he loves it...alright guys i think i maybe be out of gas...."
Crowd:"awwwwwwwww"
Cheerleaders in the crowd: "common i know u can do it Matt !!!! We belive in u,give that nerdy loser what he deserves,lets go girls,everybody with us.. BEEF STEW,BEEF STEW..."
Matt: "Wait a sec...I think I've got one more big one in me !!!!."
Crowd:"yeaaaaaa hahahaha,beef stew,beef stew(guess the cheerleaders made a good job of making the chant get stuck in the crowd)
He reached back and pushed my face into his crack one last time. I held my breathe as he blasted another huge fart that lasted about 5 seconds. Right after it stopped he said
Matt:"Now if you take a big wiff I'll let you go. Go on, let me hear you smell it."
I did as I was told and inhaled deeply through my nose, getting the full effect of the last fart. It smelled terribly but I just wanted this to finally end.
Matt: "Now say you like it."
Me: "I like it!"
Matt: "Say you love the smell of my farts."
Me: "I love the smell of your farts!"
Matt: "Well alright then, if you love them so much we can do this again every week. Haha."
FINALLY he got up off me. I stayed on the ground on my back, too humiliated to want to get up and see the faces of all the other kids who had just seen me get completed annihilated by farts. I could hear them cracking up,the sound of pics been takend with the phones...
Noah and Matt just went to the crowd and were treated like heroes,they were swarmed by the cheerleaders and started flirt with them....
Meanwhile i got up on my feet once again,trying to ignore the insults and laughs of the crowd and walked my way back home which was what i was doing in the first place
Even though we were outside the area around my face still smelled terribly of farts.
26-30, M
