My girlfriend and I are both pretty gross lolWe both unapologetically fart and belch constantly, we're like two ogres. lol
when watching an intriguing movie with your s/o on the couch and they belt out a fart...you... Poll (12) See Poll Options
Anyone farted a tune? [I Farted]I've just done the opening riff to Smoke On The Water. It must've been the dried fruit.
I'm An Old FartI was born in 1969 ๐. This makes me an antique. I will avoid antique stores in case someone attempts to buy me.
I FartedIt was my first day of high school at lunch time. We were all laughing at a joke someone made when all of a sudden, there was a loud POOOOT. I had laughed so hard that I farted. Not only my table heard but almost the whole lunch room. And it smelled!...See More ยป
I Have Had My Face Farted OnMy story began in the late 90ยดs, being a teen back then. I grew up in a very casual family not particulary bothered with farting around eachother. The king in all of this was my then stepdad, he was quite young, pretty buff and sporty and played a...See More ยป
I Had To FartIt is tough to get old...The only time that my wife screams my name in bed anymore is when I fart in my sleep.