These birds come when I’m home I was out all morning and afternoon, I just arrived home, and the flew in from I don’t know where lol
I just realized I left a nugget on my nightstand but I am not home at the momentDo you think my dog will eat it ? 😂
I had no idea this was lurking in my house My daughter pointed it out. How did I miss it. It must of been from the previous residents Can you see it? Live, Laugh, Love
Hello bastards!What have you been up to lately while I left you unsupervised? Hopefully you’ve been behaving yourselves 🤨
there can only be one line of balance.If someone managed to achieve it, he would be a fool to give it away. That would cause there to be 2 lines of balance. The first would destroy the second. Not everything needs to be known by everyone. Some things are going to be kept secret forever...See More »
My apologies everyoneI've come to realize that many of my replies and comments, while ultimately hilarious and witty (humbly speaking), come across as being insincere. So to every one who is pretending to be someone else to get pics and other knick knacks, I apologize....See More »
I have a superpowerI can get blind, passed out drunk; and then wake up at the crack of dawn without a hangover. Not even a headache. It's not a great superpower, but it is one that many envy.
God has shown me a room at the end of timewhere I speak with a woman I love. She's from a place where north is south, the future found behind. mislabled and maligned, reluctant to forgive, I suppose it's residual anger from being cast asunder, an event that echos eternally. She told me...See More »
I'm so happy I won that LamborghiniNow I can drive it to my job pushing shopping carts at the local walmart (Edit. None of this is true!!)
Is just me or does Thumbs up/ Congratulations emoticon come across as sarcastic and rather condescending?