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Straylight · 31-35, F
Always put your best foot forward. So when introducing yourself, always mention the micropenis!
Samesies
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Omg me too
Woah! Same
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
Sounds racist but alright welcome aboard
BiasForAction · M
I am convinced there is a cause-effect relationship here.
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
well you are at nearly taco height for a tall woman!
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
I like wadding up paper