I Rubbing My Peniss So Much

I don't know of any male that doesn't!! From the time we discover that tickling our little appendage feels good, to puberty and first erection, first masturbation, and in particular first ejaculation, boys quickly learn that we've got a built in toy that gives tremendous pleasure pretty much on demand, doesn't require any money, don't have to take any drugs (in fact the body makes some pretty fantastic drugs on its own when we stimulate ourselves sexually), and doesn't have any harmful side effects - at least not unless in doing so someone gets pregnant.

As the line goes 'I was so poor unless I woke up with an erection I didn't have anything to play with all day'

The critics of masturbation and enjoying the simple pleasure of a good orgasm be damned - fun is fun.