I Write Bad Poetry
On Her Adultery
Now she done left me,and took all my beer
The dishes the CDs,and eight tracks ,I fear
The laptop and flatscreen a mere prolog
To finding you also carried off the dog
You done me wrong you deflated my ego
Was that any way to say,Adios,amigo?
I spent all of these days in a semi on the interstate
My dough purchasing a facelift to find you a new mate
Shakespeare couldn't describe what a shrew you are..Kate!
Well the jokes on you,I got two months to live
And a million bucks insurance,which will give
Your new sweetys EXs alimony lawyer the stash
to legally strip you of all my hard earned cash
they say that living wells the best revenge
How ironic that by my death I avenge
Your corrupt,deceitful,Jezebel act
You'll cry at my funeral,and thats a fact
Now she done left me,and took all my beer
The dishes the CDs,and eight tracks ,I fear
The laptop and flatscreen a mere prolog
To finding you also carried off the dog
You done me wrong you deflated my ego
Was that any way to say,Adios,amigo?
I spent all of these days in a semi on the interstate
My dough purchasing a facelift to find you a new mate
Shakespeare couldn't describe what a shrew you are..Kate!
Well the jokes on you,I got two months to live
And a million bucks insurance,which will give
Your new sweetys EXs alimony lawyer the stash
to legally strip you of all my hard earned cash
they say that living wells the best revenge
How ironic that by my death I avenge
Your corrupt,deceitful,Jezebel act
You'll cry at my funeral,and thats a fact
