Every essay I have ever written:

Opening sentence with some metaphor that my teachers will like because it makes me look smart when in reality I found it on Spark notes. This is just mindless bullshit with a slew of CLEP words so I can get a higher grade. Some Author's [i] Name of a Book I Never Read [/i] represents some shit that I just made up; I will spend the next 3 pages proving this with meaningless rambling and random quotes. I will get an A + on this essay because I used a thesaurus for every other word and referred to the first outside source that popped up on google. This is a concluding sentence.