I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore

Wow I thought you were supposed to be my friend but I find out now that you are the source of the rumors going on about me. The same ones you've been churning out for awhile. I don't like you running around making up things about me. The most recent one was about how I'm so broke I got tossed out of my condo so whenever someone drops me off or picks me up I stand outside to make it look like I still live there. No honey no I should invite you over so I can show you that I do indeed still live there. Just like at your dinner party when you called me a pathetic attention seeker for having a sharp stomach pain attack which made me fall out of my chair. You told everyone to not pay attention to the attention seeker under the table. I didn't do it on purpose.

Fine, you arent invited to my birthday party or anything else ever again. In fact I don't want to speak to you ever again.