"The teacher said to tell you that you need to come to class or you'll fail." "How? I'll fail if I come. If I don't come I won't fail." What the f---?

When you're just trying to help someone out/do as your told and relay the message to them and they say some stupid shit and try to turn it around like you're the one that said something stupid. Dude followed up what he said with calling me illogical and saying that come to class isn't mandatory. This is an ASL II class. Everything we learn is in class and it's college so technically if you miss more than 3 days the teacher can drop/fail you... He comes to school but then hangs out in the library during class time. I guess I should have expected this to happen being as he thinks I fake my voice and he always calls me a loli and pedo-bait... Why do I always end up getting involved with this type of shit?