Bonus Nerd Fact: 95% of stereotypical nerdy men have crotches that stink of fresh tuna so they can incapacitate their victims before they thigh strang

le them. The stinky tuna odor helps to prevent the victim from breathing and struggling so as to not disturb the tuna odor wafting from the nerdy guy's crotch, aiding strangulation by a whopping 157 percent.