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If i have sex with a fish, do you think they will give me an Oscar?

Poll - Total Votes: 15
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Dude!? Is that even legal?
So that's what you were doing on the island.
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No, only women get to have sex with fish and then get awarded for it. Men just get called perverts and disgusted looks.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@SW-User That was 1984. Tom Hanks was not Tom Hanks yet.
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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
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Given the mating habits of fish in which the female lays eggs and the male makes a [i]deposit[/i]...
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You'll have to show full frontal though
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@SW-User I'd do it for an Oscar
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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@SW-User JGB, I know what I am
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
only if it's Mr. Limpet
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Jackaloftheazuresand I thought it looked like the Creature from the Black Lagoon
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Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
@HoraceGreenley That was the first bar, you have to up the ante with an animated and resurrected Don Knotts
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Jackaloftheazuresand He's not my type.
hlpflwthat · M
That horse been outta the barn for some time now.
I am proud to have no idea what you're talking about. I thought you were talking about the "oscar" fish.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
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@HoraceGreenley Oh. I guess it won something then. I know nothing about it.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@CopperCicada Best Picture. Frankly, I had never heard of it until last night.
You are impressing Mary Ann and Ginger.
You must not have a minnow!
@HoraceGreenley So the girls are skilled in fish cleaning? 🙄
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@SomeLikeItHot No. Pipe cleaning.
@HoraceGreenley
What a shame it doesn't include hoses.
Shade70 · 51-55, M
An Oscar is a pretty small fish breed. I would go for something slightly larger...maybe a yellowtail or a bluefin.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Troy123 · 22-25, M
Only if you were a:
Transgender
Lesbian
Illegal
Differently Abled
Anti 2nd Amendment
Eskimo
😀
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Troy123 Good Point! I guess I'm out of luck.
emptysoul44 · 41-45, M
Idk but I would bang the shot out a ginger
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Give this man his award
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
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