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Why does almost every person who comes to my house end up farting loudly, haha?? I swear, men and women alike, they end up ripping a loud one here at some point in front of me!! Wonder why...

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BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M

Perhaps you make them feel comfortable ?!

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SuzanneM · 41-45, F

No dutch ovens in my house, haha! Chemical warfare is not allowed here.

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lilsnifferman · 31-35, M

Lol you should take it as a compliment - they feel very comfortable around you 😁 They keep holding in their farts for the whole day, because they're not allowed to fart anywhere except your place, so then they just blow all the trapped gas off 😂

SW-User

The human species may be in an exciting phase of evolution in our era now.

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

Maybe we're all going to fart more, and peel the ozone off the atmospherical wall of our planet!

SW-User

Optimistically, we might not need that ozone layer in the future : D

Danez · M

What are you feeding them???

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

Lots of broccoli!

SWisGoingWoke · M

Perhaps you're just fartable

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

Haha! I am easygoing, but i can at least hold my farts til after people leave. Well, most of the time!

Hawnheart · 61-69

It's the fart zone.

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

Darn! And here I thought it was safe to take down my No Farting Zone sign, with the stick figure man letting out a green puff and a big red No symbol over him...

Hawnheart · 61-69

Lol, it's never a good idea to remove the no farting zone sign. Never.

bijouxbroussard · F

What are you feeding your guests ? 😅

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

Cauliflower steak with bean curd sauce! Haha!

bijouxbroussard · F

@SuzanneM: Yep, that sounds about right, then !

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