Wife has a habit of answering her phone on speakerHer daughter called and ask her mom to butter me up because she needs four more tumblers, it's to late he heard you then I spoke up told her that her mother hasn't seen them yet and thanks for ruining her gift
Silly humans, why on earth would someone miss the duration between March 2020 to March 2022When the whole world was on life support?
Get back from a quick meeting and a small paper bag of popcorn is sitting in front of my keyboard.Company recently put a theater style popcorn maker in the office. People take turns making it. Because it's kinda fun, really! Lol and looks good and buttery. Anyway. Brain instantly: wonder if anyone sneezed. Or touched it instead of using the...See More ยป
The next guy who tells me the size of his..situation..without me giving af..I'm going to tell him the length of my labia and..entrance.. there is a reason i put this in the DRY humor category
Yeah it's time:::I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning.....This can only mean one thing. Itโs laundry day.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer have......no friends as a child? His parents told him to stop playing with your food!
What's your general convo styleund would you struggle if your both hands are tied up while you've to talk?