Get back from a quick meeting and a small paper bag of popcorn is sitting in front of my keyboard.Company recently put a theater style popcorn maker in the office. People take turns making it. Because it's kinda fun, really! Lol and looks good and buttery. Anyway. Brain instantly: wonder if anyone sneezed. Or touched it instead of using the...See More Β»
The next guy who tells me the size of his..situation..without me giving af..I'm going to tell him the length of my labia and..entrance.. there is a reason i put this in the DRY humor category
Yeah it's time:::I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning.....This can only mean one thing. Itβs laundry day.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer have......no friends as a child? His parents told him to stop playing with your food!
What's your general convo styleund would you struggle if your both hands are tied up while you've to talk?
Gender IdentificationI now wish to identify as a supermarket. I've felt this way ever since I was Lidl.